First they came for the switch blades, and I did not speak out--
    because they are a little scary;
Then they came for the swords, and I did not speak out--
    because they are too long to carry anyway;
Then they came for the long knives, and I did not speak out--
    I like the folding ones better;
Then they came for the folding blades, and I did not speak out--
    At least I can still cut my toenails...For now.